我是单身汉
Jack feell off his bicycle and got hurt. A beautiful young nurse asked him to fill forms. Jack finished them and gave them back."Anything else?" The nurse asked. "Yes,"Jack thinks for a while and said,"I'm a bachelor." 杰克骑车摔伤,得住院治疗.一位年轻美貌的护士拿着表格让填.仞杰克填好递上表格"还有什么漏填的?"护士问. "有!"杰克想了想说,"我是个单身汉."
...Friday's child is loving and giving--but not if he lives in Italy.
“星期五出生的孩子充满爱心”，但生在意大利就例外了。
Italian judges forbade a couple from naming their son Friday, saying it would bring the child shame and ridicule to be named after the character in Robinson Crusoe.
...1、Every law has no atom of stregth, as far as no public opinion supports it.
若是没有公众舆论的支持，法律是丝毫没有力量的。（Wendell phillips, American leader against slavery 美国废奴运动领袖 菲力普斯 W）
...1.God won't ask what kind of car you drove,He will ask how many people you drove who did not have transportation.
上帝不会问你开的是哪种车，他会问你搭载的人中，有多少是没有交通工具的．
...歌词：
I like cats and I like rabbits
So I went into the pet shop and I asked them what they had
And they said, "Oh yes, we've got just the thing for you!"
Now I'm the only one in my street with a cross between the two!
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歌词：
I've got a robot, a robot, a robot
I've got a robot in my house
I've got a robot, a robot, a robot
I've got a robot in my house
He's got fingers, he's got toes
He's got eyes and a mouth and a nose
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Aries： black， orange， red白羊座：黑色、橙色、红色
Taurus： beige金牛座：米色
Gemini： blue， green双子座：蓝色、绿色
Cancer： green， orange， white， yellow 巨蟹座：绿色、橙色、白色、黄色
...1. A big black bear sat on a big black bug.
2. A big black bug bit a big black bear and made the big black bear bleed blood.
...A passenger told an air hostess that he needed a cup of water to take his medicine when the plane just took off. She told him that she would bring him the water in ten minutes.
...书中既有黄金屋，也有做梦的素材。选对书，才能少做噩梦。
Pychologists have confirmed what writers have always believed: that books are literally the stuff of dreams.
心理学家证实了作家们一直以来的信念：书籍的确是梦的素材。
A survey has confirmed that readers of Iris Murdoch or JK Rowling are more likely to have bizarre dreams than people deep into a history of the crusades. People with a taste for fiction experienced dreams that contained more improbable events, and their dreams were more emotionally intense. The survey also found that people who read thrillers were no more likely to have nightmares. But those with a weakness for science fiction were rather more likely to wake up suddenly with a cold sweat.
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